This is the page where I talk about myself and you sit
there and scream "AHHH!! Shut up before you break my little toe!!!". Hope it touches you like your daddy does.
Here we go...screw the Pinto mobile...I'm gunna cruise
the strip in my loverly 1975 Chevy Dump. My most prized possession...even though it's not mine. It will be...hell, for
$500 I can win the Noble Corrupted Prize for sharing! (if you're not becca or brittany, you won't get it...) Move over Picasso!
Here I come!
More Quotes =]
--Me: You gotta sing from your diaphram
don't have one.
--Me:I hafta take out my contacts...
Beth: Can I watch?
--Beth: *singing lightly/dreamily* la la la la
Me: what dude...what
are you doing?
Beth: Shh! Don't ruin the moment
--I GOT YOUR NOSE!
--My Dad (while ordering pizza):I want a pizza with half cheese
Pizza guy: So you want the other half just crust?
--A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different...
Here are a few of my favorite things...like worshipment...from
Mike...he wants to lick my feet...how kewl is that!? I love being the Queen of Jamaica.
Favorite Music: Yellowcard, Bowling 4 Soup, Sugarcult, Hoobastank,
Stabbing Westward =]
Favorite Book: Suzanne's Diary to Nicholas/ Misery
Favorite Food: Tacos and Fettucini Alfredo
Favorite People:Mike, Jessica, Case and Mattie...thanks for
being there guys, whenever I need ya
Favorite Color: OrAnGe and blue
Favorite Figner: All of them, they're all carnieTV
Favorite Movie: The Wedding Singer / The Boondock Saints
--Mike: That's easier than a brandy wine sickle
meister on a silver turn-a-ma-bobble
--Mike: I was talking out loud (He meant
--I am a Jedi of the Far Side..
are in a bathtub, one turns to the other n says "pass the typewriter"
--Smell Rudi...He smells like sausage..-Tammi
of me is beautiful, even da ugly, stupid n nasty parts.
--Hello children and welcome to the modern art
sculpture exhibit. No touching, licking,
rubbing, feeling or tongue-ing...leave
that to the teachers and guides.- famous beth
--God doesn't like me...I think it's because
--Mike:fuck a duck
Beth: I tried
--you better be...else ill get all yar marn pankake
on your ass -Trav
--Beth:You know I wasn't allowed to leave my yard
until I was 13...too many
cars...so much traffic...
Me: Dude...you live on a dead end...